Wife?

Maybe baby pork first, and Fantasy Basketball second. Wife is useful for few things I suppose... she's a close second.

I just drafted in another league of mine, meet... The White Meat Pork, where I only drafted all white players. United, they might become the first All-White team to win a fantasy championship.

Starring:

*J. Kidd as my PG. I still not sure if he's black or white, but he's light skin.
*K.Hinrich as my SG. He's the ultimate white boy.
*J.Will as my G. I'll take that back... J.Will is the ultimate white boy. wait, I think Steve Nash is whiter, but he's not on my team though.
*AK47 as my SF. He's a white russian who can do everything.
*T.Murphy as my PF. No comment.
*M.Dunleavy as my F. No comment neither.
*Ilgauskas as my C. One of my 5 white Centers.
*Przybilla as my Util. He's the second white C.
*Okur as my Util. He's the third white C.
*Radmanovich as my last Util. He lost his job to Evans, a big African American dude.
*Zaza, my fourth white C. Brezec is on the FA, maybe he can be my 6th white C.
*Chris Andersen, my last C is the Birdman. He still trying to dunk since last year's All Star.
*Turkey Glue, it was between him or Pat Garrity. I needed to have an Orlando Magic on my team.

Believe it or not, I think my white team has a chance to win it all... and I preranked my players.

Don't take me wrong... I'm no racist. I'm chinese, but YAO is the only fantasy worthy asian player in the NBA and I could not go with a one man team... maybe in the year 2020.